english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign
"what’s your msn?"
- ancient excerpt from a dead language (via pizzaforpresident)
you + me + locked in a room for 24 hours = ?
(Source: askboxmemes, via beerflavouredcunt)
Pixar can never top this.
"What a fucking nerd"
- Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)
Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?
This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor